As 2014 comes to a close, we can’t help but laugh. You might be wondering why or how we could make light of what has generally been a bleak year from both a political and a cultural standpoint, but we think that sometimes it’s better to look at the brighter side of life, which is why we have compiled a list of our top 10 tweets by comedians for 2014. We hope you enjoy them as much as we do.
I hate when the other guy goes for a handshake and I go for an open-mouth kiss and oh great now I probably didn't get this job
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 19, 2014
Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom. pic.twitter.com/IOo89Vypy7
— Chelsea Lockwood (@Chelsea_Elle) March 16, 2014
Sure, it's an ad for baseball… or it could be an ad for a new sport where people get chased by bat wielding thugs. pic.twitter.com/WdmlJyIAFV
— Wyatt Cenac (@wyattcenac) September 28, 2014
A fun idea for a Halloween costume is to wear what you normally wear but bore everyone at the party explaining how you don't "do costumes."
— Jen Kirkman (@JenKirkman) October 20, 2014
Football! pic.twitter.com/rdtXP6IGTE
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) January 31, 2014
how's everybody doing on their New Year's resolutions from last jan just curious you fat fucks
— Rob Huebel (@robhuebel) December 1, 2014
Yesterday I spent so much at a deli that my bank's fraud protection department almost used the words "Wait, really?"
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) December 1, 2014
My new business cards just came in pic.twitter.com/PIy9GC526u
— Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson) April 15, 2014
DATING TIP: Put your arm around her. Then your other arm. Complete the tackle. 4th down now, they have to punt. Wait this might be football.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) February 14, 2014
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Our heating bill is outrageous & six raccoons got in last night. Please God, this has to stop.
— Rob Fee (@robfee) February 16, 2014
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